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![Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day.<br/>
The most important meal is the one you have to eat to avoid getting too drunk too early!]()
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![Sometimes part of me says, I can't keep drinking like this.<br/>
While another says, Don't listen to him, he's too drunk!]()
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![You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer.<br/>
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?]()
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![I can't afford a vacation.<br/>
So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am!]()
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![Sometimes I turn to God,<br/>
Sometimes I turn to Vodka.<br/>
Either way, I'm being guided by A Spirit!]()
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![Alcohol doesn't mend a broken heart, but then there is no harm trying!]()
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![I'm in a good place right now.<br/>
Not emotionally... just that I'm at the liquor store!]()
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