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![They say never drink before 8 PM.<br/>
It must be 8 PM somewhere in the world!]()
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![Did you know that drinking 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit!]()
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![Most conflicts can be resolved over drinks!]()
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![I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work!]()
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![You can't buy happiness, but you can buy scotch.<br/>
That's the kind of same thing!]()
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![Whatever your troubles, the answer is never at the bottom of a bottle.<br/>
It's usually about halfway down the second!]()
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![I have a Punjabi friend who doesn't drink. I think he is adopted!]()
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I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem...
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What I'm about to say is extremely important!
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Oh, they said run... I thought they said rum!
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