Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer! |
Someone sent me a message about using Vodka for cleaning around the house. It worked! The more vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked! |
I'm never drinking again = I'm never drinking again until this hangover is gone! |
If life gives you a lemon... always take it with a pinch of salt and a shot of Tequila! |
Exercise makes you look and feel better; But so does 'Tequila'! |
Happiness comes in four sizes: Glass Pint Pitcher Barrel |
I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am! |
I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate! |
Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are. |
When it comes to bonding 'Fevicol' loses by a big margin to... . . . . . . . . . 'Alcohol'! |