Alcohol SMS

  • Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer!Upload to Facebook
    Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer!
  • Someone sent me a message about using Vodka for cleaning around the house.<br/>
It worked! The more vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked!Upload to Facebook
    Someone sent me a message about using Vodka for cleaning around the house.
    It worked! The more vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked!
  • I'm never drinking again = I'm never drinking again until this hangover is gone!Upload to Facebook
    I'm never drinking again = I'm never drinking again until this hangover is gone!
  • If life gives you a lemon... always take it with a pinch of salt and a shot of Tequila!Upload to Facebook
    If life gives you a lemon... always take it with a pinch of salt and a shot of Tequila!
  • Exercise makes you look and feel better;<br/>
But so does 'Tequila'!Upload to Facebook
    Exercise makes you look and feel better;
    But so does 'Tequila'!
  • Happiness comes in four sizes:<br/>
Glass<br/>
Pint<br/>
Pitcher<br/>
BarrelUpload to Facebook
    Happiness comes in four sizes:
    Glass
    Pint
    Pitcher
    Barrel
  • I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am!Upload to Facebook
    I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am!
  • I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!Upload to Facebook
    I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!
  • Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are.Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are.
  • When it comes to bonding 'Fevicol' loses by a big margin to...<br/>
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'Alcohol'!Upload to Facebook
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    'Alcohol'!
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