Alcohol SMS

  • It's funny when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.<br/>
You don't even need running shoes to run, but it helps!Upload to Facebook
    It's funny when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.
    You don't even need running shoes to run, but it helps!
  • I know I should give up drinking...<br/>
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But I am not a quitter!Upload to Facebook
    I know I should give up drinking...
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    But I am not a quitter!
  • Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine, apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!Upload to Facebook
    Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine, apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!
  • When people tell me - `You're going to regret that in the morning.`<br/>
I sleep in till noon, because I'm a problem solver!Upload to Facebook
    When people tell me - "You're going to regret that in the morning."
    I sleep in till noon, because I'm a problem solver!
  • It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy!Upload to Facebook
    It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy!
  • The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.<br/>
It was tense!Upload to Facebook
    The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
    It was tense!
  • Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes!Upload to Facebook
    Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes!
  • The good thing about Scotland is that when someone says `Aaj Desi Piyunga`, - they still mean Scotch!Upload to Facebook
    The good thing about Scotland is that when someone says "Aaj Desi Piyunga", - they still mean Scotch!
  • Alcohol is a perfect solvent:<br/>
It dissolves marriages, families and careers!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
    It dissolves marriages, families and careers!
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