It's funny when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't even need running shoes to run, but it helps! |
I know I should give up drinking... . . . . . . . But I am not a quitter! |
Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine, apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee! |
Thought of the day: An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'! |
When people tell me - "You're going to regret that in the morning." I sleep in till noon, because I'm a problem solver! |
It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy! |
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense! |
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes! |
The good thing about Scotland is that when someone says "Aaj Desi Piyunga", - they still mean Scotch! |
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers! |