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![Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!]()
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I distrust camels, anyone else who can go a week without a drink! -
![In a bar, they had a new drink on the menu '
RUM Fillip'
<br/>Customer: What's this drink?
<br/>Bar Tender: It's a cocktail of
Rum mixed with milk and sugar.
<br/>Customer: Why sugar?
<br/>Bar Tender: Sugar gives energy.
<br/>Customer: What about milk?
<br/>Bar Tender: Milk will give you strength.
<br/>Customer: Why Rum?
<br/>Bar Tender: Rum will give you ideas about what to do with strength and energy.]()
Upload to Facebook In a bar, they had a new drink on the menu ' RUM Fillip'
Customer: What's this drink?
Bar Tender: It's a cocktail of Rum mixed with milk and sugar.
Customer: Why sugar?
Bar Tender: Sugar gives energy.
Customer: What about milk?
Bar Tender: Milk will give you strength.
Customer: Why Rum?
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![There are two types of people in this world:<br/>
People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.]()
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![Dear Liver,<br/>
This month will be rough, stay strong!]()
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This month will be rough, stay strong!
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