Alcohol SMS

  • Sometimes liquor is the only thing that can lubricate the grindstone we call life!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes liquor is the only thing that can lubricate the grindstone we call life!
  • Alcohol doesn't mend a broken heart.<br/>
But that doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol doesn't mend a broken heart.
    But that doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight!
  • I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge!
  • A great man said,

<br/>`I still use Pythagorus theorem of 
30, 60, 90 to solve most difficult problems of life.

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Only difference is,
'degrees' have been replaced by 'ml' 
30ml, 60ml, 90ml!Upload to Facebook
    A great man said,
    "I still use Pythagorus theorem of 30, 60, 90 to solve most difficult problems of life.
    Only difference is, 'degrees' have been replaced by 'ml' 30ml, 60ml, 90ml!
  • Vodka + Water = Injures Kidney
    Rum + Water = Injures Liver
    Whiskey + Water = Injures Heart
    Gin + Water = Injures Brain
    I think there is something wrong in water!
  • Alcohol is not the answer.<br/>
Alcohol is the question, yes is the answer.Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol is not the answer.
    Alcohol is the question, yes is the answer.
  • I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun...<br/>
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You don't need running shoes to run but it helps!Upload to Facebook
    I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun...
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    You don't need running shoes to run but it helps!
  • <b>Board outside a pub:</b><br/>
We have 'Beer' as cold as your 'EX's' heart!Upload to Facebook
    Board outside a pub:
    We have 'Beer' as cold as your 'EX's' heart!
  • 'Red Bull' gives you wing<br/>
'Vodka' gives you 4X4Upload to Facebook
    'Red Bull' gives you wing
    'Vodka' gives you 4X4
  • After using WhatsApp, Facebook, BBM, Hike, Line, WeChat, Twitter etc...<br/>
I've realized 'Daaru' is still the best way to connect with friends!Upload to Facebook
    After using WhatsApp, Facebook, BBM, Hike, Line, WeChat, Twitter etc...
    I've realized 'Daaru' is still the best way to connect with friends!
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