Sometimes liquor is the only thing that can lubricate the grindstone we call life! |
Alcohol doesn't mend a broken heart. But that doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight! |
I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge! |
A great man said,
"I still use Pythagorus theorem of 30, 60, 90 to solve most difficult problems of life. Only difference is, 'degrees' have been replaced by 'ml' 30ml, 60ml, 90ml! |
Vodka + Water = Injures Kidney Rum + Water = Injures Liver Whiskey + Water = Injures Heart Gin + Water = Injures Brain I think there is something wrong in water! |
Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question, yes is the answer. |
I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... . . . . . . You don't need running shoes to run but it helps! |
Board outside a pub: We have 'Beer' as cold as your 'EX's' heart! |
'Red Bull' gives you wing 'Vodka' gives you 4X4 |
After using WhatsApp, Facebook, BBM, Hike, Line, WeChat, Twitter etc... I've realized 'Daaru' is still the best way to connect with friends! |