I only drink a little but when I do, I turn into another person, 'And that person drinks a lot'. |
I lost a good friend and drinking buddy this past weekend in a tragic accident. . . . . . . . . . . . He got his finger caught in a 'Wedding Ring'! |
Tequila Helping people wake up in stranger's beds since 1521. |
Full Form of Drinks:
D - Delicious after 1 peg R - Romantic after 2 pegs I - Interesting after 3 pegs N - Naughty after 4 pegs K - King after 5 pegs S - Siyaapa after 6 pegs |
People who drink to escape from their problems are... 'BoozeDils'! |
All I want is a whiskey twice my age served by a woman half my age! |
After implementing OROP (One Rank One Pension), the govt. must implement OBOR (One Bottle, One Rate). Why special price to armed forces and higher rate for others? |
Beer doesn't have many vitamins. That's why one needs to drink lots of it! |
I don't get why people find drunk texts annoying - You must realise you're the person, they're thinking of; when their brain can't even function properly! |
I just rescued some wine it was trapped in a bottle! |