Alcohol SMS

  • I only drink a little but when I do,<br/>
I turn into another person, 'And that person drinks a lot'.Upload to Facebook
    I only drink a little but when I do,
    I turn into another person, 'And that person drinks a lot'.
  • I lost a good friend and drinking buddy this past weekend in a tragic accident.<br/>
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He got his finger caught in a 'Wedding Ring'!Upload to Facebook
    I lost a good friend and drinking buddy this past weekend in a tragic accident.
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    He got his finger caught in a 'Wedding Ring'!
  • <b>Tequila</b><br/>
Helping people wake up in stranger's beds since 1521.Upload to Facebook
    Tequila
    Helping people wake up in stranger's beds since 1521.
  • Full Form of Drinks:

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D - Delicious after 1 peg

<br/>R - Romantic after 2 pegs

<br/>I  - Interesting after 3 pegs

<br/>N - Naughty after 4 pegs
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K - King after 5 pegs
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S - Siyaapa after 6 pegsUpload to Facebook
    Full Form of Drinks:
    D - Delicious after 1 peg
    R - Romantic after 2 pegs
    I - Interesting after 3 pegs
    N - Naughty after 4 pegs
    K - King after 5 pegs
    S - Siyaapa after 6 pegs
  • People who drink to escape from their problems are...<br/>
'BoozeDils'!Upload to Facebook
    People who drink to escape from their problems are...
    'BoozeDils'!
  • All I want is a whiskey twice my age served by a woman half my age!Upload to Facebook
    All I want is a whiskey twice my age served by a woman half my age!
  • After implementing OROP (One Rank One Pension), the govt. must implement OBOR (One Bottle, One Rate).<br/>
Why special price to armed forces and higher rate for others?Upload to Facebook
    After implementing OROP (One Rank One Pension), the govt. must implement OBOR (One Bottle, One Rate).
    Why special price to armed forces and higher rate for others?
  • Beer doesn't have many vitamins.<br/>
That's why one needs to drink lots of it!Upload to Facebook
    Beer doesn't have many vitamins.
    That's why one needs to drink lots of it!
  • I don't get why people find drunk texts annoying -<br/>
You must realise you're the person, they're thinking of;<br/>
when their brain can't even function properly!Upload to Facebook
    I don't get why people find drunk texts annoying -
    You must realise you're the person, they're thinking of;
    when their brain can't even function properly!
  • I just rescued some wine it was trapped in a bottle!Upload to Facebook
    I just rescued some wine it was trapped in a bottle!
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