Alcohol SMS

  • To me `Drink Responsibly` means - don't spill it!Upload to Facebook
    To me "Drink Responsibly" means - don't spill it!
  • There are two types of people in this world:<br/>
People you want to drink with;<br/>
And people who make you want to drink!Upload to Facebook
    There are two types of people in this world:
    People you want to drink with;
    And people who make you want to drink!
  • I am still using Pythagoras theorem of 30-60-90 to solve most difficult problems of life.<br/>

Only difference is - 'Degrees' have been replaced by 'mls'.Upload to Facebook
    I am still using Pythagoras theorem of 30-60-90 to solve most difficult problems of life.
    Only difference is - 'Degrees' have been replaced by 'mls'.
  • Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems!
  • No one respects age, unless it's bottled!Upload to Facebook
    No one respects age, unless it's bottled!
  • Man and malt are simply great, when they are single!Upload to Facebook
    Man and malt are simply great, when they are single!
  • Pain makes you stronger;<br/>
Tears make you braver;<br/>
Headaches makes you wiser;<br/>
And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap!Upload to Facebook
    Pain makes you stronger;
    Tears make you braver;
    Headaches makes you wiser;
    And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap!
  • Last night, I was so drunk I replied to my own text:<br />
Did you get home safe?<br />
Yes I'm home now!Upload to Facebook
    Last night, I was so drunk I replied to my own text:
    Did you get home safe?
    Yes I'm home now!
  • Men & Malts are great when they are single!Upload to Facebook
    Men & Malts are great when they are single!
  • Wine improves with age... I improve with Wine!Upload to Facebook
    Wine improves with age... I improve with Wine!
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