To me "Drink Responsibly" means - don't spill it! |
There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with; And people who make you want to drink! |
I am still using Pythagoras theorem of 30-60-90 to solve most difficult problems of life. Only difference is - 'Degrees' have been replaced by 'mls'. |
Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems! |
No one respects age, unless it's bottled! |
Man and malt are simply great, when they are single! |
Pain makes you stronger; Tears make you braver; Headaches makes you wiser; And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap! |
Last night, I was so drunk I replied to my own text: Did you get home safe? Yes I'm home now! |
Men & Malts are great when they are single! |
Wine improves with age... I improve with Wine! |