Fact: When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow! |
Guy 1: Dude, how did you win that dance competition? Guy 2: I don't know I was so drunk and I just walked across the dance floor to get another drink and they declared me the winner! |
A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure... . . . . . . . . . 60 ml, to be precise! |
It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into a liquor shop! |
What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone? Al-cohol you! |
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute. If I do it, I'm an alcoholic! |
A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay... and gets you drunk! |
At some point in life, we need to ask ourselves some fundamental questions like... Who am I? Where am I going? And when I reach there, will the bar be open? |
People who call drinking a habit are insane, it's just a ritual which alcoholics follow religiously! |
Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day. The most important meal is the one you have to eat to avoid getting too drunk too early! |