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![Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't!]()
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![Fact:<br/>
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow!]()
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![Guy 1: Dude, how did you win that dance competition?<br/>
Guy 2: I don't know I was so drunk and I just walked across the dance floor to get another drink and they declared me the winner!]()
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Guy 2: I don't know I was so drunk and I just walked across the dance floor to get another drink and they declared me the winner! -
![A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure...<br/>
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![It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into a liquor shop!]()
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![What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?<br/>
Al-cohol you!]()
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![A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute.<br/>
If I do it, I'm an alcoholic!]()
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![A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay... and gets you drunk!]()
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![At some point in life, we need to ask ourselves some fundamental questions like...<br/>
Who am I? Where am I going? And when I reach there, will the bar be open?]()
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![People who call drinking a habit are insane, it's just a ritual which alcoholics follow religiously!]()
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