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![Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.<br/>
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Alcohol is the key to mine!]()
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![You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night!]()
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![Yesterday, I read an article that said, `if you drink every day... you are an alcoholic.`<br/>
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![Childhood is like being drunk.<br/>
Everyone remembers what you did, except you!]()
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I know exactly where the wine shop is!]()
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