Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! |
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. |
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. |
It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy. |
It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. |
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. |
Whisky is liquid sunshine. |
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. |
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. |
I drink to make other people more interesting. |