George Burns Quotes

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  • Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show on X-rays, but you know it's there.Upload to Facebook
    Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show on X-rays, but you know it's there.
    ~ George Burns
    Love   
  • It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.Upload to Facebook
    It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    ~ George Burns
    Alcohol   
  • Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you have got it made.Upload to Facebook
    Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you have got it made.
    ~ George Burns
    Arts and Entertainment   
  • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.Upload to Facebook
    Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
    ~ George Burns
    Happiness / Family / Funny   
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