Education SMS

  • The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!Upload to Facebook
    The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
  • The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!Upload to Facebook
    The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!
  • Side effects of Exams:<br/>
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.<br />
So he asked the waiter, `Syllabus Lana, Zarra!`Upload to Facebook
    Side effects of Exams:
    A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
    So he asked the waiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"
  • 1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!
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    1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!
  • Exams are like Girl Friends:<br/>
Too Many Questions.<br/>
Difficult to Understand.<br/>
More Explanation is Needed.<br/>
Result is always FAILURE!Upload to Facebook
    Exams are like Girl Friends:
    Too Many Questions.
    Difficult to Understand.
    More Explanation is Needed.
    Result is always FAILURE!
  • The funniest situation in student life:<br/>
When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, `Please cover your answer sheets`!Upload to Facebook
    The funniest situation in student life:
    When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, "Please cover your answer sheets"!
  • Why do they call them final exams if they just keep happening?Upload to Facebook
    Why do they call them final exams if they just keep happening?
  • What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers:<br/>
Mechanical Engineers build weapons,<br/>
And Civil Engineers build targets!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers:
    Mechanical Engineers build weapons,
    And Civil Engineers build targets!
  • One of the best misconception in school/college life:<br/>
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Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment!Upload to Facebook
    One of the best misconception in school/college life:
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    Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment!
  • If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking!Upload to Facebook
    If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking!
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