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Upload to Facebook When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love",
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face! -
Upload to Facebook Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Two: Yup!
One: You must be sad na?
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts! -
Upload to Facebook Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks! -
Upload to Facebook When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us! -
Upload to Facebook When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary! -
Upload to Facebook Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBrO! -
Upload to Facebook Student Service Announcement:
If class is not a place to sleep;
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Then home is not a place to study! -
Upload to Facebook Tit for Tat:
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.
So I give them answers which they don't know! -
Upload to Facebook Murder of English:
A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:
"Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!" -
Upload to Facebook A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!
Girl: All the best to you, too!
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
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