At a meeting of alumni at their alma-mater, a teacher asked the students, "Any sour experience related to school?" A student relied, "M'am, I met my wife in this school only! |
A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam! |
Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend. But what about a failed student? . . . . . . . . . Lots of Girlfriends! |
S = Sleeping T = Talking with friends U = Unlimited Geri D = Day Dreaming and Y = Yawning! |
Maths tells us saddest of love stories. Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever. Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet. Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together! |
When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love", . . . . . . . Throw Maths Text Books on their face! |
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation. One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true? Two: Yup! One: You must be sad na? two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts! |
Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks! |
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me. And I believe that one should love the one who loves us! |
When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary! |