Education SMS

  • At a meeting of alumni at their alma-mater, a teacher asked the students, `Any sour experience related to school?`<br />
A student relied, `M'am, I met my wife in this school only!Upload to Facebook
    At a meeting of alumni at their alma-mater, a teacher asked the students, "Any sour experience related to school?"
    A student relied, "M'am, I met my wife in this school only!
  • A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam!Upload to Facebook
    A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam!
  • Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.<br/>
But what about a failed student?<br/>
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Lots of Girlfriends!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.
    But what about a failed student?
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    Lots of Girlfriends!
  • S = Sleeping<br/>
T = Talking with friends<br/>
U = Unlimited Geri<br/>
D = Day Dreaming and<br/>
Y = Yawning!Upload to Facebook
    S = Sleeping
    T = Talking with friends
    U = Unlimited Geri
    D = Day Dreaming and
    Y = Yawning!
  • Maths tells us saddest of love stories.<br />
Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever.<br />
Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet.<br />
Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!Upload to Facebook
    Maths tells us saddest of love stories.
    Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
    Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet.
    Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!
  • When someone says that `Nothing can be more complicated than Love`,<br/>
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!Upload to Facebook
    When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love",
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    Throw Maths Text Books on their face!
  • Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.<br/>
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?<br/>
Two: Yup!<br/>
One: You must be sad na?<br/>
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!Upload to Facebook
    Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
    One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
    Two: Yup!
    One: You must be sad na?
    two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
  • Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!Upload to Facebook
    Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
  • When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.<br/>
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!Upload to Facebook
    When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
    And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
  • When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!Upload to Facebook
    When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
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