What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt? You hit rock bottom! |
I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies. Later I realised I was running also and studying also! |
A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend. An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai? Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye! |
Guaranteed Stress Relief: Take 100 gms of Ajwain Rai Jeera Saunf Mix all these nicely and put them in a bowl. Then sit in a nice comfortable corner and separate all these one by one! |
According to a recent research, it has been revealed that the world is full of idiots, but you can't identify them because they are asymptomatic! |
Everyone writes to Santa before Christmas, but no one thanks him after! |
We are more worried about the rise of artificial intelligence than the decrease of real intelligence! |
One of the biggest lies ever: Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly! |
Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband: 1 Sunrise 2 Sunset 3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to you |
My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant. He smelled funny the whole day! |