• What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?</br>
You hit rock bottom!Upload to Facebook
    What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?
    You hit rock bottom!
  • I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.</br>
Later I realised I was running also and studying also!Upload to Facebook
    I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.
    Later I realised I was running also and studying also!
  • A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend.</br>
An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai?</br>
Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye!Upload to Facebook
    A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend.
    An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai?
    Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye!
  • Guaranteed Stress Relief:</br></br>

Take 100 gms of</br>
Ajwain</br>
Rai</br>
Jeera</br>
Saunf</br>
Mix all these nicely and put them in a bowl.</br></br>


Then sit in a nice comfortable corner and separate all these one by one!Upload to Facebook
    Guaranteed Stress Relief:

    Take 100 gms of
    Ajwain
    Rai
    Jeera
    Saunf
    Mix all these nicely and put them in a bowl.

    Then sit in a nice comfortable corner and separate all these one by one!
  • According to a recent research, it has been revealed that the world is full of idiots, but you can't identify them because they are asymptomatic!
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    According to a recent research, it has been revealed that the world is full of idiots, but you can't identify them because they are asymptomatic!
  • Everyone writes to Santa before Christmas, but no one thanks him after!Upload to Facebook
    Everyone writes to Santa before Christmas, but no one thanks him after!
  • We are more worried about the rise of artificial intelligence than the decrease of real intelligence!Upload to Facebook
    We are more worried about the rise of artificial intelligence than the decrease of real intelligence!
  • One of the biggest lies ever:</br>
Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    One of the biggest lies ever:
    Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly!
  • Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband:</br></br>

1 Sunrise</br></br>

2 Sunset</br></br>

3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to youUpload to Facebook
    Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband:

    1 Sunrise

    2 Sunset

    3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to you
  • My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant.</br>
He smelled funny the whole day!Upload to Facebook
    My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant.
    He smelled funny the whole day!
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