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Upload to Facebook The tea and coffee are married, but tea leaves.
Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?
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If you are Covid positive, stay at home until you test negative.
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Upload to Facebook Hrithik Roshan
One of the most handsome men in the world, could not keep his wife happy!
Jeff Bezos
One of the richest men in the world, couldn't keep his wife happy!
Bill Gates
One of the most successful men in the world could not keep his wife happy!
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Upload to Facebook Melinda left the world's richest man and you think yours will stay just because you gave her Dairy Milk Chocolate! -
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