One of the biggest lies ever: Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly! |
Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband: 1 Sunrise 2 Sunset 3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to you |
My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant. He smelled funny the whole day! |
Being a child is wishing you could eat the whole tub of ice cream. Being an adult is wishing you didn't eat the whole tub of ice cream! |
Someday your room will belong to someone else, and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent there! |
Our treadmill had to be sent to the shop for service. Now I don't have a place to hang the dirty laundry! |
Guys, when your wife asks you to take a photo of hers, don't just take one photo. Instead, take at least 50 photos from different angles. Women love it. Thank me later! |
The tea and coffee are married, but tea leaves. Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce? Only if something else is brewing with tea. |
Govt. Employee's current situation: If you are Covid positive, stay at home until you test negative. If you are negative, then work until you get Covid positive! |
Corona was born in China. Grew up in the USA. Studied in Italy and became a businessman in India! |