• One of the biggest lies ever:</br>
Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    One of the biggest lies ever:
    Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly!
  • Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband:</br></br>

1 Sunrise</br></br>

2 Sunset</br></br>

3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to youUpload to Facebook
    Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband:

    1 Sunrise

    2 Sunset

    3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to you
  • My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant.</br>
He smelled funny the whole day!Upload to Facebook
    My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant.
    He smelled funny the whole day!
  • Being a child is wishing you could eat the whole tub of ice cream. Being an adult is wishing you didn't eat the whole tub of ice cream!Upload to Facebook
    Being a child is wishing you could eat the whole tub of ice cream. Being an adult is wishing you didn't eat the whole tub of ice cream!
  • Someday your room will belong to someone else, and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent there!Upload to Facebook
    Someday your room will belong to someone else, and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent there!
  • Our treadmill had to be sent to the shop for service. Now I don't have a place to hang the dirty laundry!Upload to Facebook
    Our treadmill had to be sent to the shop for service. Now I don't have a place to hang the dirty laundry!
  • Guys, when your wife asks you to take a photo of hers, don't just take one photo. Instead, take at least 50 photos from different angles. Women love it.</br>
Thank me later!Upload to Facebook
    Guys, when your wife asks you to take a photo of hers, don't just take one photo. Instead, take at least 50 photos from different angles. Women love it.
    Thank me later!
  • The tea and coffee are married, but tea leaves.<br/>
Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?<br/>
Only if something else is brewing with tea.Upload to Facebook
    The tea and coffee are married, but tea leaves.
    Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?
    Only if something else is brewing with tea.
  • Govt. Employee's current situation:<br/>
If you are Covid positive, stay at home until you test negative.<br/>
If you are negative, then work until you get Covid positive!Upload to Facebook
    Govt. Employee's current situation:
    If you are Covid positive, stay at home until you test negative.
    If you are negative, then work until you get Covid positive!
  • Corona was born in China. Grew up in the USA. Studied in Italy and became a businessman in India!Upload to Facebook
    Corona was born in China. Grew up in the USA. Studied in Italy and became a businessman in India!
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