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Upload to Facebook Anxiety is like the background music in horror movies, even if nothing bad is going on, the music makes you feel uneasy! -
Upload to Facebook 15 years back, I had a Nokia 3310 that had to be charged once in 15 days. Today, my Phone lost a 5% charge just while typing this! -
Upload to Facebook A salesman rings the doorbell on a house, and the door is opened by a 12-year-old, holding a glass of cognac and smoking a cigar. The salesman asks, "Is your dad home?" The kid replies, "What do you think?" -
Upload to Facebook She told me she was coming to my place by 9 PM, but she came by 7 PM and caught me with another woman. How can I forgive her for lying to me? She is not trustworthy! -
Upload to Facebook Eight more divorces to go and Ambani will be the richest man in the world! -
Upload to Facebook I use to say `I'll be single forever` as a joke... but I think God has taken it seriously! -
Upload to Facebook When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly! -
Upload to Facebook I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?` -
Upload to Facebook Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.
I said that's the last thing I need! -
Upload to Facebook My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.
I asked, "Y not?"
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