The new policy of WhatsApp in simple words You are chatting romantically with your girlfriend on WhatsApp. Then your wife opens her Facebook and she will be flooded with Ads from Divorce lawyers! |
Had to go out with my wife & her friends. On our way back, my wife said "Thanks for wearing a mask the whole time". Thinking about it, I'm not sure if it was an appreciation or an insult! |
You need to weigh yourself naked to know your accurate weight. But this lady at the gym isn't understanding this and is calling the security! |
I would like to cancel my subscription to 2021. I have experienced the free 7-days trial and I am not interested! |
Trump: I want to see Biden in prison. Biden: Why does Trump think I would visit him in prison? |
This year, I am going to adopt a dog and name him 'Purpose' so that when I walk my dog in the morning I am known as "A man with Purpose"! |
The irony is when your Rashi is 'Kanya' but there is no Kanya is your Rashi! |
When people tell me "You are going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver! |
My ex texted me last night and asked me if I'm alone. All excited I said yes. She then texted me back "Hahaha, you deserve it". Women are dangerous! |
Sometimes beauty depends on the quality of the camera of your phone! |