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Upload to Facebook Pakistani Cricketers in a restaurant:
Waiter: He paid your bill.
Pak Cricketers: Shukriya... Aap Ek Sachhe Fan Hain.
Man: Fan-Wan Kuch Nahi... Kal Ek No Ball Daalni Hai! -
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale! -
Upload to Facebook I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in.
It means the world to her! -
Upload to Facebook If they put the vaccine in beer and put it in pubs, the whole country would be vaccinated by in a few weekends.
Just trying to help! -
Upload to Facebook Thank you Lord!
As the world gets crazier the nuts get easier to find! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Diary,
My new year resolution was to exercise every day. I must say I'm doing pretty well. So far I've missed only one day! -
Upload to Facebook I never remember what people tell me at New Year's parties.
It goes in one year and out the other! -
Upload to Facebook My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.
I said, "No, only for the next couple of hours!" -
Upload to Facebook Top three extreme activities:
(3) Bungee jumping
(2) Skydiving
(1) Leaving the phone alone with your wife -
Upload to Facebook Guys stop sending "Wish you and your family a happy new year" messages to me. I'm tired of going upstairs to tell my family each time I receive the message!
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