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Upload to Facebook Boy: Main Aapki Beti Se Pyaar Karta Hun.
Girl's Father: Status Kya Hai Tumhara?
Boy: Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Your report is Corona Positive.
Patient: Chinese or British? -
Upload to Facebook Indian Vaccine:
Old Monk Hi Kadha Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Girls These Days:
Saas: Yeh Tumhari Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai!
Girl: To Ye Apki Bhi Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook It's Not That Diabetes, Heart Disease And Obesity Runs In Your Family.
It's That No One Runs In Your Family! -
Upload to Facebook I asked my astrologer, "How will the year 2021 be for me?"
He said, "It depends on what the Chinese eat this year!" -
Upload to Facebook Bollywood movies are totally fake.
Today I started dancing at the vegetable market and nobody joined me! -
Upload to Facebook My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. From February onwards! -
Upload to Facebook My friend took the Pfizer vaccine.
He is saying that "I am pfeeling pline and pfantastic. I had no pfever so pfar"! -
Upload to Facebook Shimla revisited:
A hundred years ago the British put up signs in Shimla saying, "Indians and dogs not allowed".
Today, countries across the world are saying, "Brits not allowed".
Guess, they don't object to dogs!
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