• My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.<br/>
I said, `No, only for the next couple of hours!`Upload to Facebook
    My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.
    I said, "No, only for the next couple of hours!"
  • Top three extreme activities:<br/><br/>

(3) Bungee jumping<br/>
(2) Skydiving<br/>
(1) Leaving the phone alone with your wifeUpload to Facebook
    Top three extreme activities:

    (3) Bungee jumping
    (2) Skydiving
    (1) Leaving the phone alone with your wife
  • Guys stop sending `Wish you and your family a happy new year` messages to me. I'm tired of going upstairs to tell my family each time I receive the message!Upload to Facebook
    Guys stop sending "Wish you and your family a happy new year" messages to me. I'm tired of going upstairs to tell my family each time I receive the message!
  • Boy: Main Aapki Beti Se Pyaar Karta Hun.<br/>
Girl's Father: Status Kya Hai Tumhara?<br/>
Boy: Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Main Aapki Beti Se Pyaar Karta Hun.
    Girl's Father: Status Kya Hai Tumhara?
    Boy: Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp!
  • Doctor: Your report is Corona Positive.<br/>
Patient: Chinese or British?Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Your report is Corona Positive.
    Patient: Chinese or British?
  • Indian Vaccine:<br/>
Old Monk Hi Kadha Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Indian Vaccine:
    Old Monk Hi Kadha Hai!
  • Girls These Days:<br />
Saas: Yeh Tumhari Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai!<br />
Girl: To Ye Apki Bhi Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Girls These Days:
    Saas: Yeh Tumhari Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai!
    Girl: To Ye Apki Bhi Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai!
  • It's Not That Diabetes, Heart Disease And Obesity Runs In Your Family.<br />
It's That No One Runs In Your Family!Upload to Facebook
    It's Not That Diabetes, Heart Disease And Obesity Runs In Your Family.
    It's That No One Runs In Your Family!
  • I asked my astrologer, `How will the year 2021 be for me?`<br/>
He said, `It depends on what the Chinese eat this year!`Upload to Facebook
    I asked my astrologer, "How will the year 2021 be for me?"
    He said, "It depends on what the Chinese eat this year!"
  • Bollywood movies are totally fake.<br/>
Today I started dancing at the vegetable market and nobody joined me!Upload to Facebook
    Bollywood movies are totally fake.
    Today I started dancing at the vegetable market and nobody joined me!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT