My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix. I said, "No, only for the next couple of hours!" |
Top three extreme activities: (3) Bungee jumping (2) Skydiving (1) Leaving the phone alone with your wife |
Guys stop sending "Wish you and your family a happy new year" messages to me. I'm tired of going upstairs to tell my family each time I receive the message! |
Boy: Main Aapki Beti Se Pyaar Karta Hun. Girl's Father: Status Kya Hai Tumhara? Boy: Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp! |
Doctor: Your report is Corona Positive. Patient: Chinese or British? |
Indian Vaccine: Old Monk Hi Kadha Hai! |
Girls These Days: Saas: Yeh Tumhari Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai! Girl: To Ye Apki Bhi Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai! |
It's Not That Diabetes, Heart Disease And Obesity Runs In Your Family. It's That No One Runs In Your Family! |
I asked my astrologer, "How will the year 2021 be for me?" He said, "It depends on what the Chinese eat this year!" |
Bollywood movies are totally fake. Today I started dancing at the vegetable market and nobody joined me! |