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![When people tell me `You are going to regret that in the morning,` I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver!]()
Upload to Facebook When people tell me "You are going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver! -
![My ex texted me last night and asked me if I'm alone. All excited I said yes. She then texted me back `Hahaha, you deserve it`.<br/>
Women are dangerous!]()
Upload to Facebook My ex texted me last night and asked me if I'm alone. All excited I said yes. She then texted me back "Hahaha, you deserve it".
Women are dangerous! -
![Sometimes beauty depends on the quality of the camera of your phone!]()
Upload to Facebook Sometimes beauty depends on the quality of the camera of your phone! -
![Pakistani Cricketers in a restaurant:<br/>
Waiter: He paid your bill.<br/>
Pak Cricketers: Shukriya... Aap Ek Sachhe Fan Hain.<br/>
Man: Fan-Wan Kuch Nahi... Kal Ek No Ball Daalni Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Pakistani Cricketers in a restaurant:
Waiter: He paid your bill.
Pak Cricketers: Shukriya... Aap Ek Sachhe Fan Hain.
Man: Fan-Wan Kuch Nahi... Kal Ek No Ball Daalni Hai! -
![What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?<br/>
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!]()
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale! -
![I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with `le monde` carved in.<br/>
It means the world to her!]()
Upload to Facebook I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in.
It means the world to her! -
![If they put the vaccine in beer and put it in pubs, the whole country would be vaccinated by in a few weekends.<br/>
Just trying to help!]()
Upload to Facebook If they put the vaccine in beer and put it in pubs, the whole country would be vaccinated by in a few weekends.
Just trying to help! -
![Thank you Lord!<br/>
As the world gets crazier the nuts get easier to find!]()
Upload to Facebook Thank you Lord!
As the world gets crazier the nuts get easier to find! -
![Dear Diary,<br/>
My new year resolution was to exercise every day. I must say I'm doing pretty well. So far I've missed only one day!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Diary,
My new year resolution was to exercise every day. I must say I'm doing pretty well. So far I've missed only one day! -
![I never remember what people tell me at New Year's parties.<br/>
It goes in one year and out the other!]()
Upload to Facebook I never remember what people tell me at New Year's parties.
It goes in one year and out the other!
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