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He is saying that `I am pfeeling pline and pfantastic. I had no pfever so pfar`!]()
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![Shimla revisited:<br/>
A hundred years ago the British put up signs in Shimla saying, `Indians and dogs not allowed`.<br/>
Today, countries across the world are saying, `Brits not allowed`.<br/>
Guess, they don't object to dogs!]()
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A hundred years ago the British put up signs in Shimla saying, "Indians and dogs not allowed".
Today, countries across the world are saying, "Brits not allowed".
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![Dear 2021<br/>
Dahi Cheeni Kha Kar Aana Please!]()
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Dahi Cheeni Kha Kar Aana Please! -
![Indians have now reached the 'Hum Ko To Shayad Ho Kar Chala Gaya Hoga Corona' stage!]()
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![If you want your man to be with you in the kitchen, just borrow his phone to use as a torch, he will stand there until you finish cooking!]()
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![Sarcasm and Orgasm.<br/>
Two things most people don't get!]()
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![Wife: Whose lipstick is that on your shirt?<br/>
Husband: I think I can explain.<br/>
Wife: I don't care, just ask her what shade it is!]()
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Husband: I think I can explain.
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![The worst feeling is when you really lack sleep and try to take a nap, and in the end, waste 1 hour trying to sleep!]()
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