Dear 2021 Dahi Cheeni Kha Kar Aana Please! |
Indians have now reached the 'Hum Ko To Shayad Ho Kar Chala Gaya Hoga Corona' stage! |
If you want your man to be with you in the kitchen, just borrow his phone to use as a torch, he will stand there until you finish cooking! |
Sarcasm and Orgasm. Two things most people don't get! |
My only achievement in 2020 is that now... . . . . . . . . I can recognise people in Masks! |
Wife: Whose lipstick is that on your shirt? Husband: I think I can explain. Wife: I don't care, just ask her what shade it is! |
The worst feeling is when you really lack sleep and try to take a nap, and in the end, waste 1 hour trying to sleep! |
I'm sure Coronavirus' new year resolution is `I'll change`! |
Pfizer's latest announcement: Indian cricketers do not need a vaccine. They cannot catch anything that comes off a bat! |
When I said "look at you, you're getting so big" to my five-year-old niece, my wife was so happy. But when I said the same thing to my mother-in-law, my wife was furious. No one can understand how women think! |