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Upload to Facebook If a girl changes her dress in front of you, then she's either really interested in you or considers you as a good friend.
Or she hasn't yet spotted you on the tree! -
Upload to Facebook Dance Teacher: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Dance Teacher: Your feet! -
Upload to Facebook A humble request to all the people who write HBD, GM, GN, HNY.
Please write Merry Christmas in full! -
Upload to Facebook Me: Which brand of whisky would you advise me for my wedding anniversary?
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Upload to Facebook I was furious when I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the restaurant. But I immediately calmed down because I was with my wife! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: When you dress like that, it looks like you got some class.
Me: I always knew, thanks.
Wife: It's the third class! -
Upload to Facebook Mother-In-Law: Why didn't you tell us earlier that you don't know cooking?
Daughter-in-Law: I just wanted to surprise you all! -
Upload to Facebook When I saw a snake for the first time, I was सर्पrised! -
Upload to Facebook Question: Who is better? Wife or Sister?
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Upload to Facebook Almost had a fight with a colleague. I told her if she can't handle a compliment maybe she shouldn't keep such a well-groomed moustache!
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