I'm sure Coronavirus' new year resolution is `I'll change`! |
Pfizer's latest announcement: Indian cricketers do not need a vaccine. They cannot catch anything that comes off a bat! |
When I said "look at you, you're getting so big" to my five-year-old niece, my wife was so happy. But when I said the same thing to my mother-in-law, my wife was furious. No one can understand how women think! |
If a girl changes her dress in front of you, then she's either really interested in you or considers you as a good friend. Or she hasn't yet spotted you on the tree! |
Dance Teacher: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Dance Teacher: Your feet! |
A humble request to all the people who write HBD, GM, GN, HNY. Please write Merry Christmas in full! |
Me: Which brand of whisky would you advise me for my wedding anniversary? Liquor store cashier: Sir, it depends on whether you want to celebrate or forget! |
I was furious when I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the restaurant. But I immediately calmed down because I was with my wife! |
Wife: When you dress like that, it looks like you got some class. Me: I always knew, thanks. Wife: It's the third class! |
Mother-In-Law: Why didn't you tell us earlier that you don't know cooking? Daughter-in-Law: I just wanted to surprise you all! |