• I'm sure Coronavirus' new year resolution is `I'll change`!Upload to Facebook
    I'm sure Coronavirus' new year resolution is `I'll change`!
  • Pfizer's latest announcement:<br/>
Indian cricketers do not need a vaccine. They cannot catch anything that comes off a bat!Upload to Facebook
    Pfizer's latest announcement:
    Indian cricketers do not need a vaccine. They cannot catch anything that comes off a bat!
  • When I said `look at you, you're getting so big` to my five-year-old niece, my wife was so happy.<br/>
But when I said the same thing to my mother-in-law, my wife was furious.<br/>
No one can understand how women think!Upload to Facebook
    When I said "look at you, you're getting so big" to my five-year-old niece, my wife was so happy.
    But when I said the same thing to my mother-in-law, my wife was furious.
    No one can understand how women think!
  • If a girl changes her dress in front of you, then she's either really interested in you or considers you as a good friend.<br/>
Or she hasn't yet spotted you on the tree!Upload to Facebook
    If a girl changes her dress in front of you, then she's either really interested in you or considers you as a good friend.
    Or she hasn't yet spotted you on the tree!
  • Dance Teacher: You would be a good dancer except for two things.<br/>
Boy: What are the two things?<br/>
Dance Teacher: Your feet!Upload to Facebook
    Dance Teacher: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
    Boy: What are the two things?
    Dance Teacher: Your feet!
  • A humble request to all the people who write HBD, GM, GN, HNY.<br/>
Please write Merry Christmas in full!Upload to Facebook
    A humble request to all the people who write HBD, GM, GN, HNY.
    Please write Merry Christmas in full!
  • Me: Which brand of whisky would you advise me for my wedding anniversary?<br/>
Liquor store cashier: Sir, it depends on whether you want to celebrate or forget!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Which brand of whisky would you advise me for my wedding anniversary?
    Liquor store cashier: Sir, it depends on whether you want to celebrate or forget!
  • I was furious when I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the restaurant. But I immediately calmed down because I was with my wife!Upload to Facebook
    I was furious when I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the restaurant. But I immediately calmed down because I was with my wife!
  • Wife: When you dress like that, it looks like you got some class.<br/>
Me: I always knew, thanks.<br/>
Wife: It's the third class!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: When you dress like that, it looks like you got some class.
    Me: I always knew, thanks.
    Wife: It's the third class!
  • Mother-In-Law: Why didn't you tell us earlier that you don't know cooking?<br/>
Daughter-in-Law: I just wanted to surprise you all!Upload to Facebook
    Mother-In-Law: Why didn't you tell us earlier that you don't know cooking?
    Daughter-in-Law: I just wanted to surprise you all!
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