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  • What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?</br> The director's cut!Upload to Facebook
    What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?
    The director's cut!
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  • Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late!Upload to Facebook
    Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late!
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  • What is the similarity between eating stale food and watching toxic news?</br> Both cause Diarrhoea, however at the opposite ends!Upload to Facebook
    What is the similarity between eating stale food and watching toxic news?
    Both cause Diarrhoea, however at the opposite ends!
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  • Sometimes I post sh*t.</br> Just to see whose head explodes!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I post sh*t.
    Just to see whose head explodes!
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  • If revenge is sweet, and revenge is a dish best served cold, then isn't revenge ice cream?Upload to Facebook
    If revenge is sweet, and revenge is a dish best served cold, then isn't revenge ice cream?
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  • Can someone explain that in English why does the letter C exist?</br> A soft C sounds like an S and a hard C sounds like a K. Why not just use the letters S and K?Upload to Facebook
    Can someone explain that in English why does the letter C exist?
    A soft C sounds like an S and a hard C sounds like a K. Why not just use the letters S and K?
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  • Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call!Upload to Facebook
    Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call!
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  • What do you call 2 birds stuck together?</br> Velcrows!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
    Velcrows!
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  • Why did the mime get kicked out of school?</br> He was always acting out!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the mime get kicked out of school?
    He was always acting out!
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  • If you collect 100 black ants and 100 red ants and put them in a glass jar nothing will happen, but if you take the jar, shake it violently and leave it on the table, the ants will start killing each other. Reds believe that black is the enemy while black believe that red is the enemy when the real enemy is the person who shook the jar. The same is true in society. Left vs Right</br> Your religion vs My religion</br> Before we fight each other, we must ask ourselves: Who rocked the jar?Upload to Facebook
    If you collect 100 black ants and 100 red ants and put them in a glass jar nothing will happen, but if you take the jar, shake it violently and leave it on the table, the ants will start killing each other. Reds believe that black is the enemy while black believe that red is the enemy when the real enemy is the person who shook the jar. The same is true in society. Left vs Right
    Your religion vs My religion
    Before we fight each other, we must ask ourselves: Who rocked the jar?
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