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  • Love the lovers;<br/> Byt play the players!Upload to Facebook
    Love the lovers;
    Byt play the players!
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  • When visiting my house please remember:</br></br> If you don't like dog hair, stay off the couch.</br> To you I'm a dog, but here I'm the baby.</br> They like me more than they like most humans.</br> I live here, you are a guest.</br> They love me, they're only friends with you.</br> You will be sniffed, possibly licked, deal with it! Upload to Facebook
    When visiting my house please remember:

    If you don't like dog hair, stay off the couch.
    To you I'm a dog, but here I'm the baby.
    They like me more than they like most humans.
    I live here, you are a guest.
    They love me, they're only friends with you.
    You will be sniffed, possibly licked, deal with it!
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  • I wonder how much more advanced the world would be if we didn't require sleep!Upload to Facebook
    I wonder how much more advanced the world would be if we didn't require sleep!
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  • Lighting a candle you bought is watching your money burn!Upload to Facebook
    Lighting a candle you bought is watching your money burn!
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  • You realize you've grown when staying up late becomes a burden instead of an achievement!Upload to Facebook
    You realize you've grown when staying up late becomes a burden instead of an achievement!
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  • Things money can't buy:</br> 1. Manners</br> 2. Morals</br> 3. Respect</br> 4. Character</br> 5. Common Sense</br> 6. Trust</br> 7. Patience</br> 8. Class</br> 9. Integrity</br> 10. LoveUpload to Facebook
    Things money can't buy:
    1. Manners
    2. Morals
    3. Respect
    4. Character
    5. Common Sense
    6. Trust
    7. Patience
    8. Class
    9. Integrity
    10. Love
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  • What do you call it when someone looks at your face and says you look good?</br> Sarcasm!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call it when someone looks at your face and says you look good?
    Sarcasm!
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  • Relationships are a lot like algebra.</br> Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?Upload to Facebook
    Relationships are a lot like algebra.
    Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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  • The irony of Life:</br> Remember those days when people used to write diaries and got mad when someone read them.</br> Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them!Upload to Facebook
    The irony of Life:
    Remember those days when people used to write diaries and got mad when someone read them.
    Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them!
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  • If you're not supposed to eat at midnight, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?Upload to Facebook
    If you're not supposed to eat at midnight, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
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