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Upload to Facebook Technically, All the money you've spent on food has been flushed down the toilet! -
Upload to Facebook Rich people have affairs and poor people cheat! -
Upload to Facebook The only thing that's worse than being ignored by the other gender is being ignored by automatic door sensors! -
Upload to Facebook I'm not sure where women go to learn to argue, but that place is awesome! -
Upload to Facebook What did I learn today?
Every invention takes time to develop and to work out the kinks. I mean, even Kleenex was nothing to sneeze at in the beginning! -
Upload to Facebook Today I realized that erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes! -
Upload to Facebook Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously! -
Upload to Facebook The only exhausting thing about online shopping is to find a payment method that doesn't require you to get up! -
Upload to Facebook Going grey is your body's hair printer running out of colored ink! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes you meet someone, and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them!
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