Technically, All the money you've spent on food has been flushed down the toilet! |
Rich people have affairs and poor people cheat! |
The only thing that's worse than being ignored by the other gender is being ignored by automatic door sensors! |
I'm not sure where women go to learn to argue, but that place is awesome! |
What did I learn today? Every invention takes time to develop and to work out the kinks. I mean, even Kleenex was nothing to sneeze at in the beginning! |
Today I realized that erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes! |
Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously! |
The only exhausting thing about online shopping is to find a payment method that doesn't require you to get up! |
Going grey is your body's hair printer running out of colored ink! |
Sometimes you meet someone, and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them! |