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Avoid touching MEN<br/>
Mouth<br/>
Eyes<br/>
Nose]()
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![I have got nothing against God.<br/>
It's His fan club I can't stand!]()
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![Sometimes I wish more people were fluent in silence!]()
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![I do not burn bridges.<br/>
I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day!]()
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![Some things are better left unsaid.<br/>
Which I generally realize right after I have said them!]()
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![Mind reading would be really annoying because you would hear all the songs stuck in people's heads.]()
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![Adulthood is waking up in the morning and looking forward to going to bed later that evening!]()
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![If a man has a lock on his phone, has it on silent and always places it facedown: it's because he is protecting his grandma's precious recipes!]()
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![Don't worry about what I'm doing, worry about why you are worried about what I'm doing!]()
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![The world is getting too sensitive.<br/>
Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended!]()
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Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended!
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