The funny thing about getting older... Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people gets much better! |
Failed your New Year resolutions already? Don't worry, we got you an extension. Chinese New Year: January 25 Telugu & Kannada New Year: March 25 Tamil New Year: April 14 Parsi New Year: August 17 Gujarati New Year: November 16 |
The biggest minority in India are Indians. The rest are busy calling themselves Hindus or Muslims! |
You can miss it and still not want it back! |
Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late? |
When I see lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date! |
Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at people and think, "Maybe I am!" |
Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears! |
In a society that profits from your self doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act! |
The reason I sin? There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and I am sure as sh*t ain't climbing the stairs! |