Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited! |
If you really think the environment is less important than the economy, try holding your breath while you count your money! |
The difference between harrassment and flirting is your financial position! |
The irony of growing up, and no longer having to get up early to catch a school bus, is that you eventually have to get up even earlier to make sure someone else catches the school bus! |
Let children believe in Santa. You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining that for you! |
Better to have loved and divorced... Than to be stuck with an idiot forever! |
In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was! |
The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety! |
Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport! |
A friend with weed is a friend indeed! |