I'm not everyone's cup of tea... But bloody hell, I drink Coffee! |
Sometimes I feel useless but then I realize I breathe out Carbon Dioxide for plants! |
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went! |
If an employer ever says "We're like a family here" what they mean is they're going to ruin you psychologically! |
An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth! |
The more battery you have at the end of the day, the better day you've had! |
Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect! |
You cannot raise your children how your parents raised you, because they raised you for a world that no longer exists! |
Dear people who type in all lowercase, We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital Letters! |
2019 will probably be the last year that ends with "teen" for the rest of our lives! |