The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety! |
Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport! |
A friend with weed is a friend indeed! |
I'm not everyone's cup of tea... But bloody hell, I drink Coffee! |
Sometimes I feel useless but then I realize I breathe out Carbon Dioxide for plants! |
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went! |
If an employer ever says "We're like a family here" what they mean is they're going to ruin you psychologically! |
An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth! |
The more battery you have at the end of the day, the better day you've had! |
Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect! |