In a society that profits from your self doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act! |
The reason I sin? There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and I am sure as sh*t ain't climbing the stairs! |
Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited! |
If you really think the environment is less important than the economy, try holding your breath while you count your money! |
The difference between harrassment and flirting is your financial position! |
The irony of growing up, and no longer having to get up early to catch a school bus, is that you eventually have to get up even earlier to make sure someone else catches the school bus! |
Let children believe in Santa. You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining that for you! |
We attract what we are; not what we want! |
Better to have loved and divorced... Than to be stuck with an idiot forever! |
In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was! |