If you're introvert and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introvert and ugly, you qualify as a weirdo! |
I stress about stress before there's anything to stress about. Then I stress about stressing over stress that doesn't need to be stressed about. It's simply so stressful! |
I prefer my dogs to people. Atleast, their shit comes out the right end! |
The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people! |
Successful Adulting: Not stabbing someone when you really want to! |
Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously! |
Teachers scared us into doing our work by telling us we were gonna be garbage men, and never told us garbage men make more than them! |
I like to relax after a hard day at work by arguing with strangers on the internet! |
Statutory Warning: Performing stunts like having opinions can be dangerous! |
People always prefer an honest opinion, as long as it isn't about them! |