Tea might lift your mood but coffee helps avoiding cold blooded murders at workplace in the morning! |
Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves? |
I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they have never even seen one of his paintings! |
If you see me online, it means we both are online! |
Breakups are not always meant for makeups, sometimes they are meant for wakeups! |
Your funeral is the one thing you will attend and miss simultaneously! |
Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you! |
A "lap" is a non-existent body part that imaginably exists only when you are sitting! |
Have you ever realized that 9 minutes on the snooze are a lot faster than 9 minutes on the microwave? |
Just realized that loudest word ever shouted is the word `quiet`! |