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Upload to Facebook Pro Tip: Struggling to get your wife's attention this weekend? Just sit on the sofa and look comfortable & happy! -
Upload to Facebook My wife just said: "You never listen!" I thought that was a weird way to start a conversation! -
Upload to Facebook Floppy disk: 1.4 MB USB: 64 GB Hard drive: 1 TB My wife, remembering my mistakes: 10000 TB -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip: Confused as to what gift to buy for your wife's birthday? Tell her you already got something and make her guess. She'll list the things she wants one by one! -
Upload to Facebook When a married man says he's good in bed, what he means is that he doesn't disturb his wife by snoring! -
Upload to Facebook My wife just looked at me & told me I'm looking smart. She also brought me coffee & some snacks. Please guys keep a tab on me. I have never been more scared in my life! -
Upload to Facebook If your wife has a friend that annoys you, don't tell your wife to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: I would love to see you in something long and flowing tonight.
Wife: Awww like a new dress?
Husband: No, A river! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Husbands,
If your wife is upset with you for a reason unknown to you, just apologize to her.
Or face the consequences! -
Upload to Facebook Son: You know, cockroaches can live for 9 days without their heads before they starve to death. Wife, looking at me: That's nothing, some people I know have been living without a brain for more than 30 years!
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