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Upload to Facebook What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?
Wedding Cake! -
Upload to Facebook Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do? Husband: Tell the car you have a headache! -
Upload to Facebook Are you aware that once you are admitted into the ICU for COVID-19, your wife will be holding your phone for 14 days! It's not worth the risk. So wear your mask! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Darling, we should get married again on our 25th anniversary. Husband: Yeah, and this time let's choose our partners wisely! -
Upload to Facebook An hour of daily exercise is a great way to reduce your blood pressure. An easier way is not to get married! -
Upload to Facebook I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me he asked me "Your money or your life!" I told him I am married so I have no money and no life. We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment! -
Upload to Facebook It's my wife's 60th birthday next week. I asked her what she would like. She said, a divorce, but I wasn't planning on spending that much! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: My husband is like a 1960 model Cadillac. Wife's friend: Wow, you mean vintage? Wife: No, very difficult to get started, emits poisonous gases & most of the time doesn't work! -
Upload to Facebook Before getting married, men should ensure that they're strong enough to lead a successful married life by trying to pull the blanket to their side from their future wives! -
Upload to Facebook Successful marriage on social media is all about gifts, romantic dinners and walks along the beach. Successful marriage in real life is all about care, compassion, respect, trust and most importantly, forgiveness!
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