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![Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!]()
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![What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?<br/>
Wedding Cake!]()
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![Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do?</br>
Husband: Tell the car you have a headache!]()
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![Are you aware that once you are admitted into the ICU for COVID-19, your wife will be holding your phone for 14 days!</br>
It's not worth the risk. So wear your mask!]()
Upload to Facebook Are you aware that once you are admitted into the ICU for COVID-19, your wife will be holding your phone for 14 days! It's not worth the risk. So wear your mask! -
![Wife: Darling, we should get married again on our 25th anniversary.</br>
Husband: Yeah, and this time let's choose our partners wisely!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Darling, we should get married again on our 25th anniversary. Husband: Yeah, and this time let's choose our partners wisely! -
![An hour of daily exercise is a great way to reduce your blood pressure. An easier way is not to get married!]()
Upload to Facebook An hour of daily exercise is a great way to reduce your blood pressure. An easier way is not to get married! -
![I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.</br>
Pointing a knife at me he asked me `Your money or your life!`</br>
I told him I am married so I have no money and no life.</br>
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!]()
Upload to Facebook I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me he asked me "Your money or your life!" I told him I am married so I have no money and no life. We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment! -
![It's my wife's 60th birthday next week. I asked her what she would like.</br>
She said, a divorce, but I wasn't planning on spending that much!]()
Upload to Facebook It's my wife's 60th birthday next week. I asked her what she would like. She said, a divorce, but I wasn't planning on spending that much! -
![Wife: My husband is like a 1960 model Cadillac.</br>
Wife's friend: Wow, you mean vintage?</br>
Wife: No, very difficult to get started, emits poisonous gases & most of the time doesn't work!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: My husband is like a 1960 model Cadillac. Wife's friend: Wow, you mean vintage? Wife: No, very difficult to get started, emits poisonous gases & most of the time doesn't work! -
![Before getting married, men should ensure that they're strong enough to lead a successful married life by trying to pull the blanket to their side from their future wives!]()
Upload to Facebook Before getting married, men should ensure that they're strong enough to lead a successful married life by trying to pull the blanket to their side from their future wives!
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