Marriage SMS

  • I married my wife admiring her personality. Not these several personalities she's having everyday!Upload to Facebook
    I married my wife admiring her personality. Not these several personalities she's having everyday!
  • If Veer could wait for 22 years in jail for Zara...</br>
why can't men wait 2 hours for their wife to come out of Zara?Upload to Facebook
    If Veer could wait for 22 years in jail for Zara...
    why can't men wait 2 hours for their wife to come out of Zara?
  • Winning an argument with your wife is like winning a trip to Afghanistan. No need to get too excited!Upload to Facebook
    Winning an argument with your wife is like winning a trip to Afghanistan. No need to get too excited!
  • Husband knocked on the door.</br>
Wife: Who's that?</br>
Husband: I'm the one you desire the most.</br></br>

Wife: But I didn't order pizza!Upload to Facebook
    Husband knocked on the door.
    Wife: Who's that?
    Husband: I'm the one you desire the most.

    Wife: But I didn't order pizza!
  • My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight.</br>
So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out!Upload to Facebook
    My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight.
    So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out!
  • Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.</br>
Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.
    Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!
  • I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!Upload to Facebook
    I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
  • Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.</br></br>

That explains everything!Upload to Facebook
    Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.

    That explains everything!
  • My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!Upload to Facebook
    My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
  • Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?</br>
Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?
    Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!
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