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Upload to Facebook If Veer could wait for 22 years in jail for Zara... why can't men wait 2 hours for their wife to come out of Zara? -
Upload to Facebook Winning an argument with your wife is like winning a trip to Afghanistan. No need to get too excited! -
Upload to Facebook Husband knocked on the door. Wife: Who's that? Husband: I'm the one you desire the most. Wife: But I didn't order pizza! -
Upload to Facebook My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight. So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband. Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine! -
Upload to Facebook I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt! -
Upload to Facebook Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost. That explains everything! -
Upload to Facebook My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner? Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later! -
Upload to Facebook Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
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