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Upload to Facebook When your wife asks you why you're late, never say "Why don't you Google it?". I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight! -
Upload to Facebook I texted my wife "No one like you". But autocorrect changed it to "No one likes you". This could be my last message! -
Upload to Facebook The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen... but in the end, you have to do what your wife says! -
Upload to Facebook 1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance. 10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why. Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry. Eventually, I folded! -
Upload to Facebook A psychiatrist is a person who asks you so many questions for money that your wife asks you for free! -
Upload to Facebook Last night during the argument, my wife and I had some words, but I never got a chance to use mine! -
Upload to Facebook The best way to win an argument with your wife is to fake a heart attack! -
Upload to Facebook I married my wife admiring her personality. Not these several personalities she's having everyday!
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