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Upload to Facebook Before our marriage, my wife said all she wanted me to be was a true lover, a trusted friend & a loving father. But she never told me that she also wanted me to be an electrician, plumber, cleaner, babysitter, launderer, sweeper, mechanic, driver & cook. IT WAS A SCAM! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage counselor: Your partner allows you to make independent decisions? I look at the wife. Wife nods. Me: Yes, of course! -
Upload to Facebook Men are from Mars and women are from a place where they complain about the way in which everything is done on Mars! -
Upload to Facebook Married women are so prone to taunting, even if they don't intend to. They don't mean it sometimes, it just occurs spontaneously! -
Upload to Facebook Told my wife to fight her demons and she took a swing at me! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion! -
Upload to Facebook Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other.
After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Alexa, where is my husband?
Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do? Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day! -
Upload to Facebook Tip for husbands: When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life!
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