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Upload to Facebook Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married! -
Upload to Facebook I promised my wife that I won't smoke again. Just to make sure that I didn't smoke, she left the gas on before she went out shopping and didn't even tell me. Feel so lucky to have such a caring woman in my life! -
Upload to Facebook When the wife is giving silent treatment:
1. 10% of the husbands are worried.
2. 15% of the husbands try to know why.
3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet. -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...
She gave me a hug! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime! -
Upload to Facebook If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself. You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important. I won! -
Upload to Facebook My suicide note will just be a screenshot of my wife's message saying `We need to talk"! -
Upload to Facebook Before getting married, men should pierce their ears. That will give them a hint about what's going to happen after the marriage: 1. They will be in pain 2. They need to buy jewelry -
Upload to Facebook I need to buy my wife a GPS. She always complains that she doesn't know where we're going in our life!
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