I told my wife that she always blames me for everything. It's because of your behavior, she said! |
Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married! |
I promised my wife that I won't smoke again. Just to make sure that I didn't smoke, she left the gas on before she went out shopping and didn't even tell me. Feel so lucky to have such a caring woman in my life! |
When the wife is giving silent treatment: 1. 10% of the husbands are worried. 2. 15% of the husbands try to know why. 3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet. |
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug! |
Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime! |
If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself. You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship! |
My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important. I won! |
My suicide note will just be a screenshot of my wife's message saying `We need to talk"! |
Before getting married, men should pierce their ears. That will give them a hint about what's going to happen after the marriage: 1. They will be in pain 2. They need to buy jewelry |