Marriage SMS

  • I told my wife that she always blames me for everything.<br/>
It's because of your behavior, she said!Upload to Facebook
    I told my wife that she always blames me for everything.
    It's because of your behavior, she said!
  • Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married!
  • I promised my wife that I won't smoke again. Just to make sure that I didn't smoke, she left the gas on before she went out shopping and didn't even tell me.
Feel so lucky to have such a caring woman in my life!Upload to Facebook
    I promised my wife that I won't smoke again. Just to make sure that I didn't smoke, she left the gas on before she went out shopping and didn't even tell me. Feel so lucky to have such a caring woman in my life!
  • When the wife is giving silent treatment:<br/>
1. 10% of the husbands are worried.<br/>
2. 15% of the husbands try to know why.<br/>
3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet.Upload to Facebook
    When the wife is giving silent treatment:
    1. 10% of the husbands are worried.
    2. 15% of the husbands try to know why.
    3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet.
  • I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...<br/>
She gave me a hug!Upload to Facebook
    I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...
    She gave me a hug!
  • Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime!
  • If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself.</br>
You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship!Upload to Facebook
    If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself.
    You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship!
  • My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.</br>
I won!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.
    I won!
  • My suicide note will just be a screenshot of my wife's message saying `We need to talk`!Upload to Facebook
    My suicide note will just be a screenshot of my wife's message saying `We need to talk"!
  • Before getting married, men should pierce their ears. That will give them a hint about what's going to happen after the marriage:</br></br>

1. They will be in pain</br>
2. They need to buy jewelryUpload to Facebook
    Before getting married, men should pierce their ears. That will give them a hint about what's going to happen after the marriage:

    1. They will be in pain
    2. They need to buy jewelry
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